I usually don't care about this stuff

But casting Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa? One of the world's richest women and Internet pornography sensation on the "short list" to play a Catholic saint?

Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.

The filmmaker said Hilton is on his shortlist after a computer-generated image showed a close facial match between the hotel heiress and the Albanian-born nun.

Okay...whatever you say!

My friend, William, says "The faces might match but the habits don't!"