I'm sorry but...

...all that springs to mind from this story is the image of a bunch of nancies dressed in co-ordinated soccer uniforms and low-heeled pumps chased by a band of suicidal Levantine maniacs wearing ski masks and dynamite waistcoats. Note the name of the outfit sponsoring this, um, event:

Muslim-gay tension is the theme of the soccer tournament organized by the Institute of Multicultural Development [in the Netherlands], to be held next week.

An organizer of the group, Suzanne Ijsselmuiden, said she hoped the competition will "help ease these tensions so that people can openly talk about homosexuality."

Gay Muslims can take their choice of teams, she said. "People can have many identities."

I am now marked for death.