Global warming responsible for something else!

When, o! when will we be rid of this terrible scourge that exorbitantly exacerbates the plight of mankind? Global warming has now reached out across the millions of miles of empty space to claim its latest victim: the Sun!

Sun-spawned cosmic storms that can play havoc with earthly power grids and orbiting satellites could be 50 percent stronger in the next 11-year solar cycle than in the last one.

Where, o! where is the political leader with a backbone of steel to lead us to the promised land of regulated solar output?