What will our erstwhile Veep say?

This headline says it all:

Hurricane Predictions Off Track As Tranquil Season Wafts Away

...and here's the story. I think I'll turn on all the lights in the house, turn up the thermostat to 75, throw the next milk jug into the regular garbage, spray a little extra aerosol into the air, make a big fire in both fireplaces, and, for good measure, light a big pile of charcoal in the Weber. Maybe all of that will help make Mr. Gore's predictions of a devastating hurricane season come true. Clearly global warming didn't do it this season. Then when the Neenah library gets a copy of "An Inconvenient Truth" I'll borrow it. (Buy it? Are you nuts?) I'll settle back to watch it and smile and smile.